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The World's Weirdest Festivals

2/4/2014

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Making friends at Montana's Testicle Festival. Yes, you've seen this, and now you cannot unsee it.
Originally Published on Sympatico.ca
Take it from me, there’s a lot of weird events out there.   Fun stuff, but weird.   Many of these festivals below have roots stretching back hundreds of years, which is ample proof that people have always needed an outlet to release their communal energy, or maybe just to leap over screaming babies.   Most countries have a festival that belongs on my list, but these are my personal favourites:
UNITED KINGDOM
​Cheese Rolling at Cooper’s Hill
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Take a wheel of Double Gloucester cheese and roll it down a steep, muddy hill.    Fun I know, but the cheese doesn’t have to stop there.  Allow 20 guys at a time to chase the wheel to the bottom.   By chase, I mean a head over shoulders, slipping, sliding, bone crunching, joint smashing descent into certain physical discomfort.   After several rounds of competition, the fastest guy to the bottom wins great honour, and presumably a lot of cheese.   Dating back 200 years, this annual event in England’s Cotswold region has become so popular organizers have had to cancel it in 2010 for safety reasons.  That’s OK, you can always head over to Whistler, BC, which has started it’s own Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.
World Bog Snorkelling Championship
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Swimming races are far more interesting when competitors have to navigate a murky peat bog.   An annual event held near the small town of Llanwrtyd Wells in Wales, competitors must kick their way forward through a 55m trench, twice, in the fastest time possible.   This popular event has expanded into a bog mountain bike race, and even a bog triathlon.   I’d tell you more about it, but don’t want to bog you down with the details.
​World Toe Wrestling Championship
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There’s no reason to trip over the puns at this unique event, which attracts the feet of competitors from around the world.  Opponents toe-off during a toe-down, with the goal to force each other’s feet off the toe-dium.  If your little piggies are getting slaughtered, you can forfeit by crying “toe much!”  Seriously.    Rules are governed by the World Toe Wrestling Organization, and champion Toeminator Paul Beech is, I imagine, someone you do not want to get into a round of footsies with.  The event takes place at the Bentley Brooke Inn in Ashbourne, everyone is welcome, and all proceeds go to charity.   Toe-tally worth it then.
JAPAN
The Naked Festival
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The origins of the Hadaki Matsuri date back to the 7th century, a communal act of ritual cleansing and purification.    There are variations around Japan, taking place in summer or winter, but the gist of it is that men get naked (save for optional loin cloth and sandals) and go bananas. The Shinotoko, a highly honoured Naked Man, walks amongst the crowd who, with one touch, can expel your bad energy.   The crowd heave their way towards the Shintoko in the hope of touching his skin, while officials throw mud or water to calm and cleanse the masses.  Nothing gets rid of bad vibes like being naked with thousands of other guys, all going bezerk.   Nothing. ​
​Rolling Wood: Onbashira and Danjiri Matsuri are two different festivals with a similar premise. Large wooden objects are rolled, dragged and pushed through crowded streets.  Danjiri are decorated wooden carts built by proud carpenters demonstrating their skill, which does not extend to cart pulling, since carts often reach tremendous speeds, topple over, and occasionally kill someone.  Onbashira takes place in the Nagano region, as tall trees are cut down and rolled down a mountain to revitalize an ancient shrine.   Huge rolling logs, steep hills, large crowds – what could go wrong?
USA
Testicle Festival
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Not everyone has the balls to enjoy the Testicle Festival, taking place annually in Montana.  After visiting Testy Fest in Missoula,  I can confirm that the taste is not unlike liver, which makes sense, since both originate from vital organs.  Vital for me, anyway.  The Testy Festy seems to attract a lot of drunk bikers, who clearly have what it takes to consume the vast amounts of oysters and “turkey fries” on offer.  Given this unsavoury element, visitors might take special care to protect the family jewels.
Summer Redneck Games
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The town of East Dublin Georgia hosts the annual Redneck Games, featuring events such as The Cigarette Flip, the Mud Pit Belly Flop, Hubcap Hurling, Big Hair, and of course, a Wet T shirt contest.   Originating in 1996 as a response to a DJ’s comment that rednecks were hosting the Olympics in Atlanta, the Redneck Games now attract thousands of people every year, with all money raised being donated to charity.  If your family tree doesn’t branch and you’ve got a natural knack at Bobbin for Pig’s Feet, head on down to Georgia.  A legion of fans await.
SPAIN & PORTUGAL
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​Never have I been so thankful for the existence of a low wall.
Bullfighting on a Rope
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Think running with bulls is impressive?   On the island of Terceira in the Azores, they let their kids run with bulls on the beach!   Bulls form the backbone of the annual Festival of St John.  I experienced this first hand, including a thrilling bolt down a boxed-in street as a 600kg monster charged ahead in his quest to make mincemeat of anyone standing in his way. Unlike Spain, where bulls are killed in bullfighting, Portuguese bullfighting-on-a-rope spares the creature’s life.     Several men hold back the bull from a safe distance connected with a long rope.   Kids run safely into the sea, while on the streets, only the bravest men taunt the bull by running up close enough to touch it.   Braver men than I, I might add. ​
Baby Jumping
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In the Spanish village of Castrillo de Mercia, locals celebrate Corpus Christi by taking a running jump.   Harmless enough, unless you place half a dozen helpless babies beneath them, which on a list like this, you bet they do.  El Colacho, as it is known, dates back to 1620, when people were also known to burn witches at the stake. This tradition continues however, as men dressed like the devil jump over rows of babies, laying bewildered on a mattress.  It’s a symbolic attempt to chase away evil, and clear a path for a healthy life.  Providing the jumper clears the mattress, of course. ​
​La Tomatina
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50,000 people. 100 tons of overripe tomatoes.   A tradition that encourages throwing tomatoes at everybody and anybody as hard as you can?  La Tomatina takes place the final Wednesday of August every year in the Spanish town of Bunul.  Travel tip: Goggles help with the acidic tomato juice running into your eyes, and  don’t wear an expensive suit. If you’d prefer to change the colour, the Italian festival of Ivrea uses oranges instead of tomatoes.   And elsewhere, children go hungry.   Just saying….
CANADA
The Giant Omelette
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Seven cities around the world join together annually to make a 5000-egg omelette, harking back to the Napoleonic era. Canada is ably represented by Granby in Quebec, joining towns in France, Belgium, New Caledonia and Argentina. The idea is to create a giant omelette, which is then fed to the community, free of charge.   According the official website: “It has also become the symbol of a world-wide fraternity, rich in friendship, tradition and cultural exchange, known as the Confrerie.”  Somewhere in the world, there must be a giant toast festival.   If we bring in the tomatoes from Spain and pigs from the Rednecks in Georgia, we can start a new festival:  Esrock’s Big Breakfast World Championship.
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Things get pretty weird in a Finnish sauna
FINLAND
Finland deserves their own entry, because their festivals are so wonderfully bizarre you have to give credit where it’s due. ​
Wife Carrying World Championships
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Its origins supposedly date back to that marvelously romantic custom of attacking a village and carrying away your future wife.   He who runs fastest, or with the best technique (like the Estonian legs around the neck maneuver) presumably outran an enraged father not too far behind.   The event takes place every year in Sonkajärvi, as competitors race across a 252m obstacle course.  The wife does not have to be your own, but must be at least 17 years old, and weigh a minimum of 49kgs.    Every summer, competitors come from all over the world, and the sport has spread to the United States, where apparently it is a lot simpler than dealing with divorce lawyers. ​
Finnish Sauna World Championships
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If you can’t stand the heat, don’t compete. Sauna is deeply entrenched in Finnish culture, so it makes sense that the country would host the World Championships.  Starting off at a cool 110C, water is poured on the rocks every 30 seconds until there is but one person remaining, able to walk out, unassisted.   Everyone else presumably melts away.   Competitors from 20 countries now attend this annual event in the town of Heinola, although naturally Finns dominate.  I once spent two minutes on the top shelf of a public sauna in Helsinki, and saliva started to boil in my mouth.  Yes. That is true. ​
World Cell Phone Throwing Championships
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There’s a fuzzy connection between the country that gave us Nokia, and professional cell phone throwing competitions. But hey, this sport is dialed in.  Depending on the event, athletes are given the same phone, and must throw the phone behind their shoulder as far as they can.  A freestyle event awards points for creativity (no word if you get extra points for hitting the idiot who can’t explain why your roaming charges tally the GDP of Ghana).    The World Championships take place every August in Savonlinna, and millions of people around the world are practicing every day, they just don’t know it. ​
Mosquito Killing World Championships
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I’ve seen the mosquitoes in the Finnish summer.  They’re more like bloodsucking vultures, hunting in packs.   The WKMC takes place annually in the town of Pelkosenniemi. No chemicals or machines allowed.   Competitors only have five minutes to extract revenge, even as the mosquitoes extract their blood.  There’s also a mosquito swatting event held in Italy, and probably at every lake cottage in Canada during the summer months. ​
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